“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”
— Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the US (1809 – 1865)

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
— Margaret Mead, American scientist, author and speaker (1901 – 1978)

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
— Douglas Adams, English author of ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (1952-2001)

“I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.”
— Charles M. Schulz, American cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Peanuts (1922-2000)

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
— Steve Martin

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
— Andy Rooney

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
— Alexander Woollcott

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
— Alan Dundes

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
— Al McGuire