“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
— Mae West (1893-1980), American actress.

“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.”
— Thor Heyerdahl (1914-2002), Norwegian adventurer.

“Only the mediocre are always at their best.”
— Jean Giraudoux (1882 – 1944), French novelist and playwright.

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.”
— Bill Cosby, American comedian, actor and author (born 1937).

“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.”
— W.H.Auden, Anglo-American poet. (1907 – 1973)

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
— Fran Lebowitz, American author, public speaker, and occasional actor (born 1950)

“You’re only as good as your last haircut.”
— Fran Lebowitz, American author, public speaker, and occasional actor (born 1950)

“The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you’ll make one.”
— Elbert Hubbard, American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher (1856 – 1915)

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
— Elbert Hubbard, American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher (1856 – 1915)

I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.”
— Steven Wright, American comedian (born 1955)